There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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