we have pet lesbian snakes
So drunk its hurt
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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