Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I think people are normalizing furries
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize