Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Farmville is her only friend.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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