haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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