so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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