Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
There's even glitter on my cock...
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