Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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