Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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