so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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