I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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