Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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