he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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