There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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