Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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