i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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