There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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