Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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