first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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