he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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