Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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