Banned from zoo.
Again?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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