and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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