I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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