White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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