on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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