i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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