You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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