people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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