I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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