final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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