I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize