imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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