When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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