i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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