if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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