3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize