Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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