It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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