"it" just moved
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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