Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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