Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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