Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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