jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
only you would photoshop your dick
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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