guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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