That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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