Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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