Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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