Buhtt sex?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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