I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I wear drunk well.
He did a backflip because drugs
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