For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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