I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize